One more DS lab. As usual the examiner wrote "no o/p" in my answer sheet. I wish I could kill Sajida Miss who didn't give me sessionals. But the examiner was our senior. So there is a small, very small chance. Its on 23rd I left home for college. And as usual college was war or ADI. Shammu came at 5. Huhh he brought lap. Good we did some programs in it later. But the very same day we reached there,we saw two filmz. Sadu and Nithin gave us company. And again as usual we started talking about job n all. Sadu asked me whether I would like to go abroad!!! and he talked about the foolish arabs.
Saduistic arab joke 1:
Sadu went to LULU shopping complex and was checking new laptops. That time an arab came to buy a laptop. The salesman started telling the configurations. Arab seemed to be tensed. Then he asked whether Yahoo messenger is there in it! salesman checked and told no. He said we can install it separately. Arab told no. No Lap without yahoo messenger. He told he will buy only the one has the yahoo messenger. [sadu was saying that no no things in Arabic and his expressions made us lolz]
Saduistic arab joke 2:
Sadu went to Sony showroom to buy a MP3 player for his bro, with his dad. An arab was sitting in the shop. They asked the price of a player to arab. It was not printed on it. Arab went to computer. In the software window he entered the product number. But somehow the window got minimized. Arab didn't know how to maximize it. He told sadu to "wait, it will come". They waited till the Philippine came and said the price. Sadu's dad told him in ears "kazhutha coat um tie um ketti nilkunnu!!!".
The next day was boring with records and programs. Vikas came in the evening. The exam day. In the morning Fenil, Sham, Sukesh and Suresh came to our room. Fenil left for exam. He was in 1st batch. At 11 we in the lab. Its that time they told my number is in 1st batch and I cant write the exam. Somehow I made them let me write. Hashing! This dash thing I tried in shaman's lap and didn't get the o/p. I looked all others. Shaman got Quick sort and Sukesh got Merge sort and they were counting the tiles on the roof. I called all the bad words I know to Sajida and God. I got o/ps for Quick n merge sorts in lap. N I know them damn well. But the hashing?? I wrote the algorithm well and got proceed. My train ended as "Segmentation fault" [Don't tell me whats that and how to solve. its over]. They, the examiners seemed to be pavamz. I told them I got sessional only 20 [Later shaman n others told they 've only 5!]. They told they will see. Huhh..
When I got out, I saw Shine and Rameez with Vikas. Then back to room. Pkp joined us later. After sometime Shaheez also arrived. B'lore jokes [sorry friends I am not allowed to write]. We had lots of fun then. Rida went Dubai, Swaroop to Sabari mala. Vipin is in Bangalore. Thats all. So one supply season is over. Heard next in Jan. Before that we have some other plans. Will let u know in time..Till then bye
Nice innocent narration....n yeah d arab joke 1 was xtremely hilarios
ReplyDeleteAlso i wud like 2 add that i quite appreciate your about me column regarding yo back papers...that ws quite crazy n most importantly eye catching...nice 2 c a fellow mallu blogger.....im frm cochin
best of luck 4 ur lab result.......!!!
ReplyDeletenice narration yaar
ReplyDeleteThank you Alex, Dileep and Stephen.
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hahaha crazy arabs....very funny buddy..keep posting!!
ReplyDeletewow. arabi jokes kallaki! lol
ReplyDeletenice narration too.
Me to an ECE engineer who used to have lots of back papers .... love the way you tell stories, simple and sweet .... keep up the good work !
ReplyDeletehey even i can relate to that DS lab experience..nice post!!!!
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